aliens need new methods.

well, i'm going to stick with the global warming shit. i like it. it makes us sound like we're living on the edge. i did see "war of the worlds" though, and i would like to think that alien invasion will be our ultimate demise.

apparently though, the aliens have already made contact with a select few, i would like to know why on earth they don't abduct say, brad pitt, or a senator or something. it's always some fucking hilljack in idaho, who disappears, and comes home telling the tale of being anally probed by aliens. while this could make sense, i dare to pose the question; if they have the technology to travel light years, why on earth would they have to shove something up your ass to examine you? even bones on star trek had scanning technology, and now even us, on planet earth, have cat scans. maybe we should share that technology, it would save a lot of farmers in BFE from having sore asses after an abduction.