I FORGOT TO MENTION.... oral sex in water is OKAY

Women get a bad rap with the crotch/fish smell in the crack. For all men in denial that have not smelled their own balls, or, not touched their dick the day after having sex, the smell eminates from your genitalia too. I might add, that the fish smell, is indeed, the result of old sperm. Don't believe me? Pick the condom out of the garbage the day after and take a whiff. Or, as an alternative, pick up the tube sock off of the floor that you jerked off in yesterday. PU!

In which case, oral sex is water is actually good. You are already holding your breath, so you can't smell anything anyway. It also washes most anything away. You can also fake swallow if you are the one underwater, and spit it out while you are still under.

WARNING: The stunt mentioned above should only be attempted by a professional.